(Reposted because I didn't want that freaking huge list on my front page)

So I haven't updated my DA journal in a while and I'm pretty bored now so it seems appropriate.

Summary since August:
College > High School

Freshmen for the win! <3

So yep, I'm an Art Major! Yay art! You probably couldn't tell I even remotely liked art judging by my gallery (which makes me want to cry) but I'm trying. ;_;

I have no scanner still. It depresses me.
I suppose I could go to the library and check out if they have one or something but, um... lazy? Yeah. I want to go out and buy a nice one but 1) I don't want to spend the money, regardless that I have enough to spare and 2) I have no room. Speaking of, here's some things I've learned in college thus far...

THINGS COLLEGE HAS TAUGHT ME:
- Dorms are glorified closets.
- Jaywalk. Always.
- Expecting you to become best friends with a randomly paired stranger is too much to ask, especially when said stranger is your complete opposite.
- GenEd professors are always bitter about teaching GenEd and refuse to acknowledge that you have other classes and a major that is not their class.
- Doing laundry is more expensive than the clothes you are washing.
- Girls are less petty, boys are bigger assholes.
- Photographry Majors can't really draw.
- They built a gym because the food was just too good.
- College food tastes that good the first week just because mom didn't make it.
- After the first week you miss mom's food.
- I still don't need to study.
- Professors get together and plot to all spring a midterm on the same day.
- Naps = Good.
- The best place to nap is on the lawn in front of the building of your next class.
- No one's pregnant?
- Computer is now your best friend, you have nothing else to do.
- Memorize all the numbers of restaurants that deliver.
- Learn to love foods that can be cooked with hot water but not a microwave.
- Ask mom to bring you alcohol.
- Pick at least one professor to hate.
- Make time for avoiding homework.
- Go to class in pajamas at least once.
- Develop secret love-hate crush on resident who practices Trombone at 9 in the morning on your day off.
- Name the crickets that chirp outside your dorm window at night when you can't sleep. Also name their village, neighboring insect communities and at least one superhero cricket savior of said village.
- Sleep is for noobs that don't play World of Warcraft.
- Make friends with someone who has a car.
- Obsess over at least one feature of your campus.
- Plot secret individual deaths for every girl you see walking by on a cell phone with other girls on cell phones.
- Find something to complain frequently about to everyone you meet.
- Figure out a way to end long lists in a witty manner.

Yes.